Wednesday, August 22, 2012

TODD AKIN: THE POSTER BOY FOR GOVERNMENT IQ TESTING

Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard about the asinine comments made by Representative Todd Akin on the Jaco Report last Sunday  about how women have defense mechanisms to prevent pregnancy in the event of a “legitimate rape”. Hmm…maybe he’s talking about every man’s worst nightmare—VAGINA DENTATA.

 
If you know anything about politics, you can easily deduce that this does not bode well for Mitt Romney, considering his VP choice, Paul Ryan, cosponsored legislation that tried to redefine rape with this moron from Missouri and a personhood bill that tried to give a fertilized egg the same rights as a human being (thereby outlawing many forms of birth control, blah, blah, blah…read this if you want to know more). 
 
On a side note, I would love to hear Paul Ryan explain to a room full of women the difference between "rape" and "forcible rape".


But politically speaking, the only traditionally Democratic voting bloc Romney had a shot at winning to the Republican side was middle aged to older women. WAS being the operative word. The more the conversation is about women's rights (and men trying to take them away), the faster women run away from the GOP. So as you can see, this is not a good situation for a party that already has quite a significant "woman problem".
I am so over the politics of this, though. I don't care how Todd Akin's stupidity affects Romney's chances of winning the presidency. This ridiculous assertion about "legitimate rape" goes way beyond the abortion debate. This is fucking with women…and when you fuck with women, you've fucked with me.
As my sister so eloquently put it, it’s pure idiocy to believe that a woman's body can effectively discriminate between "wanted sperm and rape sperm". So for all of the ideologues out there lost in the pages of their Bible, when Mr. Sperm works his way inside of Ms. Egg, the result is a baby (they don’t even have to be married). 
The doctor pushing this whack-a-doodle theory should lose his license and never be allowed to practice again. Dr. John Willke, you are the very picture of quackery. And the Senate candidate who brought this crackpot bullshit to the public eye should be laughed right out of the spotlight. Todd Akin, you’re profoundly ignorant and you're a moron. I seriously question your IQ.
Don't be fooled here. This may superficially be about abortion, but that isn't the real issue at hand. This is about exerting control over women. It's the same reason women are put on a stand and asked how many drinks they had or what they were wearing the night they were raped (because if a woman is wearing anything less than a burqa, men automatically lose control over where they stick their penis). This is beyond offensive. It's beyond disgusting. They're telling women that if you had a few drinks, then you must have wanted it. If you were wearing something revealing, then you must have wanted it. Now it's if you got pregnant, then you must have wanted it, bitch.
There are a lot of people out there who believe this sort of half-assed, half-baked theory. This wasn’t some political faux pas or some accidental misstatement. Todd Akin’s words represent the worldview of a lot of people. They won't be satisfied until they have complete control over women's vaginas and uteruses and they’ll continue to lie about biological processes they know nothing about in order to get there.
The idea that women get abortions with the same whimsical attitude that they would get a venti caramel macchiato is an absolute abomination to any person's intellect and equating women who use abortion as birth control with the majority of women who get abortions is the equivalent of calling people like Scott Roeder and other Christian terrorists a good representation of Christianity.
From Bob McDonnell's forced vaginal probes  to Todd Akin's idea of "legitimate rape," there are people in high places who are fighting to make sure women cannot make their own medical decisions. For the bazillionth time…no matter how much scripture you throw my way, my uterus and what I choose to do with it is between me and my doctor. It's getting rather boring to have to continually say this.
I yearn for the day when these ignorant people no longer have any kind of platform to spread their disdain for women and I yearn for the day when Republican voters stop supporting these backward ideologues. Their values are not conservatism. Their values are the worst form of government intrusion…directly into the bodies of women.



 

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